Newton’s New Law for Software Engineer

First Law:
“Every Software Engineer continues his state of chatting or forwarding
mails until and unless he is assigned work by manager.”

Second Law:
“The rate of change in the software quality is directly proportional
to the payment received from client and the deadline time, and it takes
place at the quick rate as and when deadline force is applied.”

Third Law:
“Bugs can neither be created nor be removed from software by a
developer. It can only be converted from one form to another. The
total number of bugs in the software always remains constant.”

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